today

i'm taking my time. resting up because we go back to sea tomorrow. my captain and his girl got in a fight and she stormed out last night with all her bags. but we got a new local guy named mike. he looks like a skinny ass pirate and walks just like jack sparrow. he is totally a pirate come to think of it, last night he stole a bottle of liquour from the reluctant fisherman bar and later he was in the middle of a fight at the anchor bar.
anyways, this pirate is taking it easy. i'm marinating a steak all day and i'm rummaging through our box of vhs tapes. my options are slim...

1. the shawshank redemption
2. top gun
3. unbreakable
4. tin cup
5. the corocodile hunter movie "collision course"

so for sure by the end of the night i'll be eating a huge steak and be watching maverick take on the iceman.

can someone please send me the shittiest vhs tape you can think of? i got about a month left on this boat so send it a.s.a.p. to my p.o. box. thanks.