a conversation on opening a bank account

teller: ok david were going to set up this new checking account for you, we need some information though. whats your job title?
david: jet setter.
t: haha very funny. youre a very funny guy. ok really, what is it?
d: young entrpenouire.
t: haha david, seriously.
d: extraordinaare.
t: alright alright, haha. we need to show the banks a real job david.
d: i am an extraordinare, i do everything. you name ive probably done it.
t: haha your funny. i have a younger sister. shes's 22 she'd like you.
d: thats neat.
t: alright lets wrap this up here, your job title. you said your working at the cannery right? what exactly is your job title there.
d: back up vocalist for the rolling stones.
t: david.
d: fine! just put student geeesh.
t: ok, great, student. now whats your mother's maiden name.
d: supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.