alaska mix cd contest rules are here!

i had several questions so here are some answers...
1. yes, rap music is acceptable, as long as it has to do with getting paid, the struggle, hoes and so forth.
2. cock rock is a term used for raw blue collar man work, the person offended by this term whom i will leave nameless probably has penis envy.
3. compolations are ok, but don't over do it, just have fun. thats all get to work!

this is very serious!a new contest with 3 winners!i need an awesome mix cd.
as the story goes im on the cleaning crew at night and theres no radio here and the only cd they have is the whackest mix ever!
seriously. we are doing raw man work and the songs blasting in the air are melissa ethridge's come to my window, lady in red and wilson phillips. i couldnt believe it! im appauled! this doesnt make me want to lift heavy objects, this music makes me want to light candles and watch thelma and louise.a nd the turkish guys think that this is american music! im counting on you to show them how its done right!
your mission soldiers is as follows. make a mega mix off cock rock jams. if you need help with this go rent roadhouse or over the top. i need manly music like eye of the tiger, zztop's legs, or smoking in the boys room, monster ballads are acceptable as well and we just added rap music.
the contest has three categories to win from.
1. best overall track list
2. best title for your mix cd
3. best artwork for the mix cd (luis, if you draw that 2 headed goblin fucking a prince, you automatically win this categorie).
theres gonna be some major prizes involved do please get to work, get creative and get it shipped i cant take this music anymore!

mail to:attn: david pinedo
po box 1671
cordova, ak 99574-1761

over and out soldiers.david.